Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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