Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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