kristin has been a bad kristin
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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