ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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