Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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