youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
