Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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