shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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