Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I touched a dick in church today
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
