why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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