just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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