Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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