his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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