Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I can't turn off my feet"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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