you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
