I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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