Nicole vs. Life
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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