His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My vagina is very pro this idea
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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