he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
