Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I have post one night stand depression
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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