hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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