DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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