he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I forget how to act sober
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