ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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