It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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