I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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