just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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