Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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