We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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