Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You ruined the universe
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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