I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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