my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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