Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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