The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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