I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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