I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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