So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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