i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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