And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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