On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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