it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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