That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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