Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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