normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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