Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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