I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm too high and old for this...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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