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My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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