they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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