dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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