Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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